Everything about him screamed your future.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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