Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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