I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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