i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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