Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I lost the right to judge tonight
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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