So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Its about making memories worth repressing
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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