Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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