Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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