So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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