Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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