I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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