You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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