hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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