How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Drunk is not a location!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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