Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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