they need to just BURY HIM!
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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