i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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