Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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