Those balls look pretty dangerous.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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