are you still at the devil's house?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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