Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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