I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
