He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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