I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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