normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He has the fingertips of a God
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