So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i've created a new STD.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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