I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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