So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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