is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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