I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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