the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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