i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
sex on a bike is impossible
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