So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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