puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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