I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
