dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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