i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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