So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
