I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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