I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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