Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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