so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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