The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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