Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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