Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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