Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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