I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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