I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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