you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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