If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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