David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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